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Santa Claus was Indian! Goodness Gracious Me…

The Desi story of Father X-Mas:

Leonardo Da Vinci- an Indian!:

BHANGRA MAN! Goodness Gracious Me…

What’s that in the sky? It’s a bird, no, a plane, no. It’s Bhangra Man! Ooh Chakdeeeee Phateeee!!!

Bangra Man and the evil Morris Dancers…

I want to sleep with Hindi People: Parody of Pulp’s “Common People” by Goodness Gracious Me!

“Hindi People” lyrics:

She came from kent her name was lucy parker
her skin was white but she prefered it darker
that’s why i, caught her eye
we met at york she was a first year student
she wore a sari cus she thought it prudent, i thought fine
and then in 30 seconds time she said
i want to live like hindi people
i want to do what ever hindi people do
i want to sleep with hindi people
i want to sleep with hindi people like you
well what else could i do, i smiled and said ‘do you want a vindaloo?’

i said i’d find a groovy gig and take her
i like the verve but she said kula shaker their musics tops
just like cornershops
she said i wanna live like hindi people
i wanna eat whatever hindi people eat
i want to dress like the bhindi people
i want to wear mendhi on my feet
but she didn’t understand
you just painted on your haaand!

comb your hair and be polite
do your homework every night
don’t smoke fags and don’t play pool
do extremeley well at school
take a medical degree, graduate at thirty-three
move back in with mom and dad, even though they drive you raving mad…you sure
you wanna live like hindi people
you wanna see whatever hindi people see
you wanna live with hindi people
you wanna watch your films on c-tv
but you’ll never comprehend cus for you it’s just a trend
dressing up like the hindi people
in your favourite georgio salwaar
dancing round with the hindi people
telling me that you want to learn sitar
but you’ll never score with me cus i was born in coventry
coventry oh yeah

And here’s the original “Common People” song by Pulp…and here are the lyrics

Desi Gay Guy Comes out to his parents: comedy clip from Goodness Gracious Me!

Goodness Gracious Me and the Great Indian Train Experience…

Indian Train Stations are many things to many people…to some they are filled with the stench of people, noise, theft and bad toilets…to others they still carry the romance of the govt. of India piped santoor music playing on the speakers…the random philosophical conversations and card games played out with strange passengers…the comforting drone of the rattling tracks…the cigarette break near the public sink and mirror with the carriage door hanging open so the warm air comes rushing through from the farmlands and passing villages…the irritating wail of some ill behaved toddler and the belch of a two bit politician in his white kurta…sipping whisky out of cup he is pretending is full of chai…


Goodness Gracious Me
does Film Noir comedy sketch on Indian Train stations…

another Goodness Gracious me comedy sketch on Indian trains/British trains…complaints you ususually hear Brit. Tourists make about Indian trains…

I’m A Punjabi Girl…remake of Aqua’s “Barbie Girl” song by Meera Syal

Here’s a classic for those of you who remember overdosing on the BBCD (British Born Confused Desi) classic comedy series, Goodness Gracious Me. Can you remember when it was impossible to go anywhere in metropolitan India and NOT hear that Barbie song? I think it is forever emblazoned into my skull.