When most men go through a mid life crises, they buy a new car, change jobs, get hair transplants. But King Khan? He really outdoes himself. You gotta admit he’s really made the effort to buff up for his new role in Om Shanti Om. I guess he was tired of being compared to the beef-cake likes of John Abraham and Hritik Roshan. Usually when guys hit mid life they start buttoning up their shirts and opting for “character roles” but our Khan- never- he’s taking it off and apparently going the distance to appear a bigger Alpha male than he ever has before. He looks like a freaking Roman gladiator. Anyway, doubtless he’s doing this for the fans but I’m sure his wife is getting a kick out of it. It must be like sleeping next to a large golden glazed slice of ham- If I were her I’d be entertained for hours just bouncing ruppee coins on of his hard orange ass…oh and have you noticed how Indians aren’t brown anymore? They’re orange. Its like suddenly its been discovered that along with the invasions of Ghengis Khan and Alexander the Great, there was a fierce battalion of Oompa Loompas who spread their marmalade skin pigment into Desi DNA which is just only beginning to surface. Anyway no matter…even if he looks like he’s been pickled in marmalade he looks a tasty treat…
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I leave you with the immortal words of “Right said Fred”……..”I’m too sexy for my shirt” lol.