Shah Rukh Khan:Yummy Orange Beef Cake

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When most men go through a mid life crises, they buy a new car, change jobs, get hair transplants. But King Khan? He really outdoes himself. You gotta admit he’s really made the effort to buff up for his new role in Om Shanti Om. I guess he was tired of being compared to the beef-cake likes of John Abraham and Hritik Roshan. Usually when guys hit mid life they start buttoning up their shirts and opting for “character roles” but our Khan- never- he’s taking it off and apparently going the distance to appear a bigger Alpha male than he ever has before. He looks like a freaking Roman gladiator. Anyway, doubtless he’s doing this for the fans but I’m sure his wife is getting a kick out of it. It must be like sleeping next to a large golden glazed slice of ham- If I were her I’d be entertained for hours just bouncing ruppee coins on of his hard orange ass…oh and have you noticed how Indians aren’t brown anymore? They’re orange. Its like suddenly its been discovered that along with the invasions of Ghengis Khan and Alexander the Great, there was a fierce battalion of Oompa Loompas who spread their marmalade skin pigment into Desi DNA which is just only beginning to surface. Anyway no matter…even if he looks like he’s been pickled in marmalade he looks a tasty treat…

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images from razyboard

I leave you with the immortal words of “Right said Fred”……..”I’m too sexy for my shirt” lol.

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5 Comments

  1. BRILLIANT!!!!!!!

    Oompa Loompas in our DNA. It would make a great film, like INVASION: when people morph as theyre sleeping, they ooze out marmalade instead of that yucky goo,

  2. shah rukh khah blacodarq ti za hubavite filmi koito ni pridlogi megdu drucoto az mnoco tise vashviwavam zawoto nesa srewala druc jovek da pravi tolkova hubavi filmi imam tolkova mnoco da te hvalq je nqmam dumi kak daci opiwa i blacodarq

  3. shah rukh isprawamti edna pesen.dori izle da plawat. tq men me podludqva s tazi koga ot koprina ;i ako ne se opazq po neq az we hlatna.gotov sam .tq e pale,sqkaw v zvqr prevarnala se.ne znam koe vav neq napravo me sasipva ,i dage zaslepqva ,s oji si zvezden blqsak ot neq otrazqvam .prilija nadevica,sled vav men ostavila…sassvoite dvigeniq napravo me ,sasipva i me osakatqva ,podritva me,iznudva i me ypotrebqva. tq e jar,magiq,koqto te otravq,i tolkova dobra, je men me podludqva, nahly v moite veni izgarqwi sqkaw plam.natroven se ysewam,dori hipnotiziran ,otjaqn i obseben, napravo polydql po dryg pat da poema .za prav pat mi se slyjva tai zle da se otplawat.

  4. shah rukh isprawamti tazi pesen zawoto az sam napisala tazi pesen, no tiq podarqvam zawoto ti si jovek koito zaslygava ,no pri edno yslovie da posvitiw tazi pesen na bonka, koqto mnogo haresva tvoite pesni .samo shah rukh ishah rukh. nadqvamse da izberew podhodqwta melodiq s .obij bonka

  5. shah rukh blagodarq, je ti ne si kato drygite zvezdi,znaewli kolko pojitateli imaw v balgariq.nat sto procenta,vsijki ot balgariq gledat tvoite filmi. zawoto .ti praviw indiskoto kino savremenno.i nai veje praviw filmite takaje ,da ima smqh salzi lubov .drygo kakvo moga da ti kaga,prodalgavai da praviw hybavi filmi . tvoi pojitatel bonka…


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