Finish Your Beer-There’s Sober Kids in India

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“Child Beer”…grab me a cold one…

mmm…fermented child…oh wait that’s child BEAR…oh wait that’s kind of gross…is this like fermented placenta? anyways…

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Tis the Season to get Wasted… Sanjay Dutt, Saaki Saaki, Musafir… (hic)

Tis the Season to get Wasted…tra la la la la la la la la
Pour a drink you haven’t tasted….tra la la la la la la la
Old Monk Rum, Bacardi, Brandy… tra la la la la la la
grab whichever bottle’s handy….tra la la la la la la la la
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Cannibal Goats and Drunken Rats

So get this: There’s this goat named Mantu who ISN’T being eaten because he eats other goats. Plus he’s going to get a cannibal goat bride. Only in India.
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Goats are generally vegetarian. They eat grass, fruit and vegetables but have you ever heard of a goat who eats meat and drinks liquor!!! [...]

Amitabh Bachan sings “Kaike paan Banaras Wala” from Don 1978

Thought it would be an opportune moment to play a song in praise of tasty Paan…here’s the classic song where Amitabh Bachan gets high on bhang lassi and eats some Banarasi Paan that inspires him to break into a song about it…

WE are the BHAIs…Bollywood Gangsters getting Hotter…

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I just saw “Shootout in Lokhandwala” and the action scenes are getting more and more akin to Guy Richie gangster flicks and full of violent stunt scenes that impress and raise the bar….there were….gun fights, exploding gas cylinder tanks, fist fights with a light bulb, a tv set crashing down screen-first over someone’s [...]

Strange Desi News: GROOM GETS DRUNK. BRIDE SWAPS HIM FOR SOBER BRO.

Mon Apr 30, 2007
PATNA, India (Reuters) - Villagers at a wedding in eastern India decided the groom had arrived too drunk to get married, and so the bride married the groom’s more sober brother instead, police said on Monday.
“The groom was drunk and had reportedly misbehaved with guests when the bride’s family and local [...]

TALES OF THE WASTED DESI…

WASTED: Tales of the wasted desi…
In Cambridge some friends and I invented a new cocktail in our House bar (basically poured vodka, whisky, gin, rum, wine, coke, orange juice, beer, and other flavoured liquers into a toxic brew) and after drinking several pints worth of this strange liquor spent the evening pushing one [...]

DELHI UNIVERSITY TYPES and THEIR SLANG

Things have changed a bit since I was slacking off with friends around Delhi University Campus but a few things remain the same; they still serve bun/unda in the canteen, someone always tries to bum a cigarette, and people spend most of the time thinking up new words to abuse one another. Some of these [...]