Finish Your Beer-There’s Sober Kids in India

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Vintage Phillips Radio Advertisement…


Vintage LOLLYWOOD babes jiggle their bits…

image from thehotspotonline.com
Its a lazy Saturday afternoon…and the perfect time to try out some cheap and sultry dance moves with these Lollywood sex kittens of yesteryear. Shaggadelic Baby Yeah….So lock your door, drink some caffiene or what have you, smoke some of dat wacky tobacky and let it all jiggle about like jello…what no one [...]

Happy Rakhi Sawant Guys…

For some strange reason, Rakhi is one of the few festivals that I try not to dismiss off hand as being another opportunity for greeting card and cell phone companies to cash in on nauseating mass-sentimentalism. Like a vegetarian who eats a portion of fish once a year (for health reasons) I try to put [...]

Vintage Lollywood Vampire poster copied from vintage Hollywood Dracula poster

Found each of these quite by accident and realized they match…

images from movieforum and thehotspotonline

Bollywood/Lollywood Vampires Then and Now (Zinda Laash-1967 and Khooni Dracula-1992)

Lollywood Dracula…ZINDA LAASH

image from Zinda Laash
- This movie is only the second horror film (and first vampire film) to be made in Pakistan - “Lollywood’s”(the Pakistani film industry is based in the city of Lahore, therefor the name) own interpretation of Hammer ’s classic Dracula - it even borrowed a bit of the 1957 Dracula’s musical [...]

Brownsploitation CATFIGHT! Vintage Bollywood beauties take out their claws…

“catbeast” film poster from thehotspotonline
Step aside…Tarantino…these kitties have claws…and though it may look like you’re time-warped into a blaxploitation flick…you have arrived at BROWNSPLOITATION numero uno in the truck-driver gormet cinematic crème de la crème of bad movies that feature the very best in Bollywood Bad Girls…so please to click and enjoy…catfight!
This catfight is from [...]

Bollywood Horror: Keeping it oldschool…blood, beasties, and bathing beauties

Indian Horror Cinema falls into that category of film that I usually go to watch because it is so bad it becomes brilliant.
Purana Mandir-1984- Trailer…it pretty much tells the whole story…beasts, blood, and bathing beauties…

I hope there is some teenage Desi Tarantino out there waiting to make films which canonize these classic genres through [...]

“An IDEAL BOY”-GOOD HABITS Indian RETRO POSTER…

Some good habits I should get around to acquiring….like joining the army and going for morning walks…praying…wait a minute…is this a poster for the Republican Party?

click here for the full poster:
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found this floating around some shop in Sector 23…Chandigarh…if you liked this Desi retro kitsch check out RETRO safety posters

RETRO SAFETY POSTERS

found at at http://www.retrocrush.com/archive2003/charts/index.html

HORROR SCOPES: THE BEST WAY FOR YOU TO COMMIT SUICIDE THIS YEAR ACCORDING TO YOUR ZODIAC SIGNS

Aquarius: (January 21 to February 19)
Friendly and humanitarian, original and inventive, you are born to be someone’s friend. Oprah Winfrey is an Aquarian and, baby, this is the dawning of the age of Aquarius, when “harmony and understanding…sympathy and trust abounding” is going to reach out and touch your life and put you on [...]