for you perverts out there- this is not porn-

for you perverts out there- this is not porn-
The Desi story of Father X-Mas:
Leonardo Da Vinci- an Indian!:
What’s that in the sky? It’s a bird, no, a plane, no. It’s Bhangra Man! Ooh Chakdeeeee Phateeee!!!
Bangra Man and the evil Morris Dancers…
“Hindi People” lyrics:
She came from kent her name was lucy parker
her skin was white but she prefered it darker
that’s why i, caught her eye
we met at york she was a first year student
she wore a sari cus she thought it prudent, i thought fine
and then in 30 seconds time she said
i [...]
Indian Train Stations are many things to many people…to some they are filled with the stench of people, noise, theft and bad toilets…to others they still carry the romance of the govt. of India piped santoor music playing on the speakers…the random philosophical conversations and card games played out with strange passengers…the comforting drone of [...]
Here’s a classic for those of you who remember overdosing on the BBCD (British Born Confused Desi) classic comedy series, Goodness Gracious Me. Can you remember when it was impossible to go anywhere in metropolitan India and NOT hear that Barbie song? I think it is forever emblazoned into my skull.
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