Bite me Shah Rukh Khan

heh…well, thanks rajr, this is quite the clip. Just as I was listening to love-starved office chicks groan over Shah Rukh’s golden abs in Om Shanti Om (yes they are STILL talking about it) this thing turns up… shah rukh screwing a wildabeast…I don’t know what “english pictures” she got her glaring, scratching, biting moves [...]

Vikram Aur Betaal! (retro ghost teleserial)

here’s some childhood t.v. Doordarshan nostalgia for you…personally I never watched this series but I used to read the story-book about the corpse hanging from a tree that King Vikram needs to collect for a tantric to use in his magickal workings… you need to watch the clip halfway to see the ghost flying and [...]

Happy Dancing Telegu Condoms…

sex education with a catchy tune…

Desi Aunty Pissing…and Simi Garewal still makes me want to barf…

ok. all I want to know is this…why are so many people who land on my site searching the web for “Desi Pissing Aunties”. This phrase has come up hundreds of times as the search engine terms that led people here…I suspect the “Agony Aunty” section is what lures them…

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now I’m not moralizing [...]

Totally Tasteless Lollywood Clips…

Its Sunday…and time for browsing the worst of the worst…I can’t embed these clips so click the links to see:

Salman Rushie is attacked with lasers-from the epic film International Gorillay….here the “evil salman rushdie” gets zapped by some flying holy scriptures and gets shown what happens when one messes with THE BOOK

Talibarzan discovers Jungle Babe [...]

You are a Bloody Lesbian!

one of the less queer friendly smut films of B-grade Bollywood fare…involving a sapphic nympho who tries to give titty twisters to her girlfriend who gives her a lecture on heterosexual morality…. “You bloody Bitch! You are a bloody lesbian!”
I can’t embed it so click the link and see it on youtube. YOU ARE A [...]

“hare krishna hare ram” from “bhool bhulaiya”

Another music video has been censured….from a film because it offends religious sentiments…ironically as I went to the cinema toilet in Metro Adlabs the song was blasting on the radio but they cancelled the song and dance from the film because there are nubile young foreign girls looking too sexy while the name of the [...]

Abhishek Bachan is voted top Gay Icon

Recently Abhishek Bachan was voted by a magazine called “Gay Asia” as Mumbai’s sexiest Asian man. The runners up were John Abraham, Aamir Khan, Hrithik Roshan, Dino Morea, Upen Patel, Arjun Rampal and Saif Ali Khan. Last year’s winner was John Abraham.
In a dominantly homophobic culture its nice to hear how the media climate [...]

Incredible Indian Hulk

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Shah Rukh Khan:Yummy Orange Beef Cake

When most men go through a mid life crises, they buy a new car, change jobs, get hair transplants. But King Khan? He really outdoes himself. You gotta admit he’s really made the effort to buff up for his new role in Om Shanti Om. I guess he was tired of being compared to the [...]

Chakde ! India! Happy Independence Day…

Ok so I was more or less dragged to see this film but I have to tell you that if you that if you want to do something fun this Independence day- go see this film. It was the feel good film of the year- and even a crusty old cynic like me got sentimental [...]

The Indian Sesame Street…Gali Gali Sim Sim

Having had the benefit of getting a chance to sample the best of Indian and American television culture while growing up, I’d have to say that Sesame Street remains as one of the best classic series of my formative years…right up there with He Man and She-Ra, The Smurfs, Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood, Gem and the [...]

When Satajyit Ray took LSD

Proof that even Bengalis took part in the psychedelic revolution…ahh…the weird 60’s and 70’s. Some called it avant garde experimentalism. I call it stoners with cameras. The clip is from the film “Goopy Gyne Bagha Byne” 1968. At the end of the clip these strange round creatures appear in priest outfits!

Philosophy of Dogs in Bombay…

An unusual art house film from our in-house amigos, Matti and Tatu:
Have the dogs that lie around every street corner, beside every shop, under train platforms and under foot….attained Nirvana? Are they numb? Are they just chilling? Find out what these two Finnish madmen have to say about Bombay and its dogs…
Philosophy of Dogs [...]

Piracy is a Crime? So are most things In Mumbai.

So I’m sorting through a stack of Mumbai’s finest pirated dvds that I’d looted from a hidden little shop that can only be found through word of mouth (you have to go in and around alley ways, through filthy corridors of an ancient building till you arrive at a sparkling little sanitized shop stuffed full [...]