Slap that Bitch-an Indian reality tv show

courtesy of currybear and buy the classic “how can she slap?” t-shirt from currybear if you like…

Natalie Portman- the Sita Squid from the Doordharshan episode of the Ramayan that you missed- Carmensita- by Devendra Banhart

Is it offensive? Is it cute? Uh? My lofty minded cultural theory teacher once told me “if its silly its not orientalism” well that certainly “cleared things up” for me by making them less comprehensible- uh I don’t know and I don’t really care- I think people decide to be offended if its convenient for [...]

Random Uncleji and Auntyji vampires

no idea where this came from!

Bite me Shah Rukh Khan

heh…well, thanks rajr, this is quite the clip. Just as I was listening to love-starved office chicks groan over Shah Rukh’s golden abs in Om Shanti Om (yes they are STILL talking about it) this thing turns up… shah rukh screwing a wildabeast…I don’t know what “english pictures” she got her glaring, scratching, biting moves [...]

Vikram Aur Betaal! (retro ghost teleserial)

here’s some childhood t.v. Doordarshan nostalgia for you…personally I never watched this series but I used to read the story-book about the corpse hanging from a tree that King Vikram needs to collect for a tantric to use in his magickal workings… you need to watch the clip halfway to see the ghost flying and [...]

Happy Dancing Telegu Condoms…

sex education with a catchy tune…

Desi Aunty Pissing…and Simi Garewal still makes me want to barf…

ok. all I want to know is this…why are so many people who land on my site searching the web for “Desi Pissing Aunties”. This phrase has come up hundreds of times as the search engine terms that led people here…I suspect the “Agony Aunty” section is what lures them…

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now I’m not moralizing [...]

Totally Tasteless Lollywood Clips…

Its Sunday…and time for browsing the worst of the worst…I can’t embed these clips so click the links to see:

Salman Rushie is attacked with lasers-from the epic film International Gorillay….here the “evil salman rushdie” gets zapped by some flying holy scriptures and gets shown what happens when one messes with THE BOOK

Talibarzan discovers Jungle Babe [...]

You are a Bloody Lesbian!

one of the less queer friendly smut films of B-grade Bollywood fare…involving a sapphic nympho who tries to give titty twisters to her girlfriend who gives her a lecture on heterosexual morality…. “You bloody Bitch! You are a bloody lesbian!”
I can’t embed it so click the link and see it on youtube. YOU ARE A [...]

“hare krishna hare ram” from “bhool bhulaiya”

Another music video has been censured….from a film because it offends religious sentiments…ironically as I went to the cinema toilet in Metro Adlabs the song was blasting on the radio but they cancelled the song and dance from the film because there are nubile young foreign girls looking too sexy while the name of the [...]

Abhishek Bachan is voted top Gay Icon

Recently Abhishek Bachan was voted by a magazine called “Gay Asia” as Mumbai’s sexiest Asian man. The runners up were John Abraham, Aamir Khan, Hrithik Roshan, Dino Morea, Upen Patel, Arjun Rampal and Saif Ali Khan. Last year’s winner was John Abraham.
In a dominantly homophobic culture its nice to hear how the media climate [...]

Incredible Indian Hulk

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Shah Rukh Khan:Yummy Orange Beef Cake

When most men go through a mid life crises, they buy a new car, change jobs, get hair transplants. But King Khan? He really outdoes himself. You gotta admit he’s really made the effort to buff up for his new role in Om Shanti Om. I guess he was tired of being compared to the [...]

Chakde ! India! Happy Independence Day…

Ok so I was more or less dragged to see this film but I have to tell you that if you that if you want to do something fun this Independence day- go see this film. It was the feel good film of the year- and even a crusty old cynic like me got sentimental [...]

The Indian Sesame Street…Gali Gali Sim Sim

Having had the benefit of getting a chance to sample the best of Indian and American television culture while growing up, I’d have to say that Sesame Street remains as one of the best classic series of my formative years…right up there with He Man and She-Ra, The Smurfs, Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood, Gem and the [...]