monkey taking panga with dog punjabi style

Barack Obama sings “chori chori chupke chupke”

Got Problems?

errrrr….stay tuned for the elevator jazz at the end…

Slap that Bitch-an Indian reality tv show

courtesy of currybear and buy the classic “how can she slap?” t-shirt from currybear if you like…

Agony Aunty III

What is your problem, eh?

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Dear Auntyji,
I am having a problem. In one month I am getting married and I am trying to lose weight but its a really difficult. I try drink diet cokes, avoiding sweets, but so far nothing is working. What should I do? I want to look good on my special day.
(Shobha [...]

The Condom Song (the tv ad for the mobile ring tone)

I’m sure you’ve heard about it so why don’t you have a listen, first hand? Catchy tune-

NEW DELHI (AP) _ A cell phone ring tone that sings “Condom, condom!” has been launched to promote safe sex in India, where condoms carry a strong social stigma and HIV and AIDS [...]

Natalie Portman- the Sita Squid from the Doordharshan episode of the Ramayan that you missed- Carmensita- by Devendra Banhart

Is it offensive? Is it cute? Uh? My lofty minded cultural theory teacher once told me “if its silly its not orientalism” well that certainly “cleared things up” for me by making them less comprehensible- uh I don’t know and I don’t really care- I think people decide to be offended if its convenient for [...]

Manmohan Singh tells Advani to change his astrologers- lol-

So…the government hasn’t toppled, and to celebrate- Manmohan Singh “sympathizes” with Advani by calling him a old timer who’s been led astray by his astrologers:

NEW DELHI: Prime Minister Manmohan Singh on Tuesday took a sharp dig at Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP) leader L.K. Advani saying he had made “at least three attempts to topple our [...]

Hot auntie phone sex- Goodness Gracious Me-

for you perverts out there- this is not porn-

Skeletor’s maternal instincts

very cute..the christmas special… “I don’t like to feel good. I like to feel evil!” reminds me of someone I know… hmmm…

Bite me Shah Rukh Khan

heh…well, thanks rajr, this is quite the clip. Just as I was listening to love-starved office chicks groan over Shah Rukh’s golden abs in Om Shanti Om (yes they are STILL talking about it) this thing turns up… shah rukh screwing a wildabeast…I don’t know what “english pictures” she got her glaring, scratching, biting moves [...]

Take it Bitch!

(no they’re not humping- mr frog is saving mr mouse during the Lucknow Monsoon Floods of 2006! Still I think there’s an interspecies S and M Beatrix Potter book in the making.) image from link

Happy New Year! Hope you Got Laid!

hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

Dildo Pagal Hai (A Desi Dildo Kahani)

be afraid. be very afraid….

Happy Dancing Telegu Condoms…

sex education with a catchy tune…