Fevicol Aliens Advert


Vintage Phillips Radio Advertisement…


it’s called an otter…will you trade for your daughter?

3 bizarre Doritos chips adds…it gives me heartburn to think some lucky jerks out there are getting paid to make this random stuff.
“Exotic” Doritos

“Bold Doritos”

“Sizzling Doritos”

What knots what tangles what rubbish I say!

a “frog prince” Hair serum advertisement…

Punjabi Truck Driver and his many lady friends- Diesel Add

a Sardarji Truck Driver teaches us the merits of being polylingual. “Ya Vas Lublu, Ya Vas Lublu”. Blame it on the diesel with more mileage - HP Turbojet

Laxmi Chachi’s Super Powered Underwear Add

All Hail Agony Aunty: Laxmi Chachi! Preventing aunty’s underwear from falling off for the sake of all mankind! If you locate an aunty in your local neighborhood using safety pins to hold up the elastic of her decrepit underwear buy her the birthday present of her dreams: Lux Touch Panties!

Am I the only one [...]

Amul Macho Men’s Underwear Commercial

Is she horny or homicidal? This housewife gets “inspired” by her husband’s Amul Macho men’s underwear, while washing his chuddies at the dhobi ghats…just when it looks like she’s about to experience “la petite mort” (as the French politely call it) she whacks the groin area of his undies with a wooden board…anyway, here’s amul [...]

Yellow Yellow Dirty Fellow…Orbit White Cow Advertisements

Remember…yellow yellow dirty fellow white white orbit white…it does not rhyme…but it is a true!

A must for bachelor mans and bachelor womans- Orbit white cow matrimonial…

I love this guy!

Two Goofy Snake Charmer Commercials

Shah Rukh Khan plays snake-charmer flute to seduce pepsi-snake-bottles into dancing…the only thing I can’t figure out is why he’s dressed like Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Carribean…but why?

A commercial for mentos candies…they appear to be laced with some sort of psychedelic instrument-mutating substance causing the snake charmer to play trippy sitar music [...]

FAIR and HANDSOME…pass the face cream boyz…

Well apparently the fairness cream conglomerates that dominate the Indian cosmetic market making over 1000 crores per year have decided to hone in on the metrosexual demographic…so guys…you no longer need to fear the sun…or sneak into your mommy’s toiletry cabinet at night searching for bleach and sunscreen…from now on you too can get your [...]

Desi gets an Afro/Kitch Commercial


King’s Cup Tea Retromercial

I love the jingle…King cup…King cup…but if you change the jingle and watch the add listening to some sleazy saxophone music it really looks like that Raja is about to molest that forest nymph before the doors slam on him and another “real” door opens where his wife is waiting with the tea. The [...]

Arranged Marriage Advertisement