Desi Aunty Pissing…and Simi Garewal still makes me want to barf…

ok. all I want to know is this…why are so many people who land on my site searching the web for “Desi Pissing Aunties”. This phrase has come up hundreds of times as the search engine terms that led people here…I suspect the “Agony Aunty” section is what lures them… image from link now I’m [...]

Carniverous Tree eats Cow!

image from link October 23, 2007 EXPRESS NEWS SERVICE MANGALORE: Carnivorous trees grabbing humans and cattle and gobbling them up is not just village folklore. Residents of Padrame near Kokkoda in Uppinangady forest range sighted one such carnivorous tree trying to dine on a cow last Thursday. According to reports, the cow owned by Anand [...]

EVIL MONKEY MEN attack the good citizens of Delhi…

I kid you not. This happened in May, 2001 Residents of the Indian capital, Delhi, are reported to be panicking after a series of attacks by mysterious creatures, described as “man-monkeys”.At least one person is said to have died and 35 others have been injured in attacks in recent days or while attempting to flee [...]

Throwing Babies off of balconies…ancient Indian tradition!

well that certainly sounds like more fun for the parents than for the babies… MyFoxNY.com — One by one they went. A priest in India hurled babies over the edge of a balcony to a blanket below. What probably seems shocking to you is actually a centuries-old tradition. Superstitious moms and dads flock to the [...]

“I Love You”- (Mithun Chakrabory) Happy 7th Anniversary to my Demonic Counterpart

image from link October 22nd…a day famous for many events, including ours… * 4004 BC – The universe is created. This is according to the 17th-century chronology of the history of the world formulated by James Ussher the Anglican Archbishop of Armagh. * 362 – The temple of Apollo at Daphne, outside of Antioch, is [...]

Totally Tasteless Lollywood Clips…

Its Sunday…and time for browsing the worst of the worst…I can’t embed these clips so click the links to see: Salman Rushie is attacked with lasers-from the epic film International Gorillay….here the “evil salman rushdie” gets zapped by some flying holy scriptures and gets shown what happens when one messes with THE BOOK Talibarzan discovers [...]

You are a Bloody Lesbian!

one of the less queer friendly smut films of B-grade Bollywood fare…involving a sapphic nympho who tries to give titty twisters to her girlfriend who gives her a lecture on heterosexual morality…. “You bloody Bitch! You are a bloody lesbian!” I can’t embed it so click the link and see it on youtube. YOU ARE [...]

Nepal Airlines sacrifices Goats to get Airplane running…

When all else fails to get an airplane off the ground…try sacrificing some goats… Officials at Nepal Airlines, the country’s state run airline, have sacrificed two goats to appease Akash Bhairab, the Hindu sky god, following technical problems with one of its Boeing 757s, the airline announced today. Seriously. The goats were sacrificed in front [...]

TWO VINTAGE LOLLYWOOD SNAKE DANCES…

J.K. Rowling sues Durga Puja organizers for constructing Harry Potter castle. And Dumbledore is GAY!

the word…”cheap” comes to mind. I mean, ok so it isn’t exactly legal for these guys to be building a Harry Potter castle but I somehow don’t think she’s quite getting the point of the occasion. She claims that the organizers will be making a profit off of her castle for Durga puja but asking [...]

Indian Man Gives Birth to his twin!

This video is too creepy! A tiny headless person came out of this man’s stomache! An ambulance rushed Bhagat (the 36-year-old MALE farmer from Nagpur, India to the hospital) to operate and remove the source of the bulge in his belly.This happened one night in June 1999, one doctor recalled that day in the operating [...]

Ancient Muslim Dog Tomb

BIDAR: It was a common thing that Muslim rulers raised tombs for themselves and also for their near and dear ones but a tomb for a dog is something many would not have come across.Especially, Bidar is bestowed with many such magnificent tombs belonging to the rulers of the erstwhile Bahmani and Barid Shahi dynasties, [...]

Indian Mr. Universe 1985…Mr. Prem Chand

wow. This guy looks exactly like my He Man action figurine. So cute! And useful too. If you ever got stranded on a small desert island with him you could club him over the head and barbecue him….I think that should last for a good month and a half…

A ghost in Kolkata…

Oct. 7, 2007 KOLKATA: The scare of ghosts is haunting 345 Class V students of Degri Girls High School in Domjur, Howrah. On Saturday, the school authorities were forced to suspend classes for the day after terror-struck students claimed seeing poltergeist activity. Just before classes began, a rumour spread among Class V students that many [...]

World’s Biggest Sandwich…also an Indian

Indian’s have been so busy making the biggest shirt and growing the longest ear hair that I think I’m going to have to devote a separate category to Indian world records….anyway here’s the sandwich story: October 17, 2007 After a 10-hour effort by 42 employees, a Kerala resort Tuesday night prepared a 50-foot tall sandwich [...]

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