Horny Hippies go “Hare Raama Hare Krishna”

The 1971 Dev Anand film that gave white chicks and hippies in India a bad name for decades to come…. enjoy “Hare Raama Hare Krishna” with Zeenat Aman as the naughty Desi girl who has fallen in with the evil hedonistic ways of the west including smoking pot and wearing short skirts. dirty dirty dirty! [...]

Tulsi leaves grow out of Desi Boy’s Ears!

I’ve heard of someone being green behind the ears but this is just ridiculous.
DOCTORS ARE predictably baffled by what would appear to be a medical mystery. Over the last three days, assorted plant leaves and seeds have been continuously popping out from one of the ears of Aman Deep, a 12-year old boy in Faridabad. [...]

Cheating Desi Husband Caught LIVE on a radio show: I KNEW HE WAS A SNAKE

Check out how “Raj” gets duped into telling a talk show host about his girlfriend “Nykki” who has shown him the “ways of American love”…who is his favorite “Buddha call” …then his wife gets on the line…check it out…lol.

Support Burmese Democracy on SMC

image from nytimes.com
Listen guys, right now lets pool our efforts and help spread information about what is happening right now in Burma. The Indian government is acting slimy and is more concerned right now about protecting its oil interests in Burma than about all the people protesting peacefully in the streets who are getting murdered [...]

There’s Something about “Julie”

I guess there’s something about the name “Julie” that inspires B-wood.
The 1975 flick about an anglo-Indian chic and her tragic romaaaance….Julieeeee…..ahahhahahhhhhhhhhhhhh……I love you….. check out the little seamy little seduction routine, those were the days where you expressed your lust by emphatically rubbing your collar bone and paging through underwear catalogues. go figure.

And here’s a [...]

Sadhu gets buzzed “om” ishtyle


Barso Re… Rain Rain go Away…one last rain dance with Aishwarya.

image from ladygator.com
well as the last trickle of rains falls down in Bombay, we are enjoying the annoying house guests of the season; mosquitos. Some people are coming down with Dengue fever…or “Dengu” as our cook back home likes to call it. I guess too much of a good thing can get a bit pissing [...]

Weird Desis and their Guiness World Records

Indians from all over India are obsessed with making the Guinness World Record’s Book. Why is this? The newspapers claim that it is because people from poor communities need something to a) inspire them b) break through otherwise existing heirarchies c) pass the time d) set themselves apart from a billion other Indians. Whatever the [...]

Punjabi Rapper BOHEMIA does MERA JUTA HAI JAPANI

I love how Desi music and film is messing around with all the classic vintage material from the Indian mediascape. Bohemia is a Punjabi-American rapper who has worked with Snoop Dogg and is coming out with a new album called ‘Pesa Nasha Pyar’ that is being produced by Bally Sagoo.

Here’s a bit of background [...]

Shah Rukh Khan:Yummy Orange Beef Cake

When most men go through a mid life crises, they buy a new car, change jobs, get hair transplants. But King Khan? He really outdoes himself. You gotta admit he’s really made the effort to buff up for his new role in Om Shanti Om. I guess he was tired of being compared to the [...]

Guju Rappers get all Sentimental and stuff…awwww

One of my best friends is a Guju so I’m allowed to make fun of Gujarati sentimentalism. Cho chweeeeeeeeeeet!!! Trust Gujaratis to turn a rap song into a “Kyunki Saas bhi kabhi Bahu Thi” video melodrama about family loyalty, money, and the evil west with its beckoning hot-tub orgies. (this has English subtitles and the [...]