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I just saw “Shootout in Lokhandwala” and the action scenes are getting more and more akin to Guy Richie gangster flicks and full of violent stunt scenes that impress and raise the bar….there were….gun fights, exploding gas cylinder tanks, fist fights with a light bulb, a tv set crashing down screen-first over someone’s [...]
May 31, 2007
Categories: DESI FILM & MEDIA, THE BIOSCOPE, WASTED DESI . . Author: remainsofthedesi . Comments: 1 Comment
Some good habits I should get around to acquiring….like joining the army and going for morning walks…praying…wait a minute…is this a poster for the Republican Party?
click here for the full poster:
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found this floating around some shop in Sector 23…Chandigarh…if you liked this Desi retro kitsch check out RETRO safety posters
May 31, 2007
Categories: RETRO POSTERS, THE LOST & FOUND . . Author: remainsofthedesi . Comments: No Comments
Remains of the Desi brings you another guest writer, who by chance…also shares the French Connection. But this one isn’t a chef fusing cuisines…he is the cuisine. Sanjay Lafont is one part Pujabi/one part French. You might ask…but which part is which? I would say…he lucked out…he got the Punjabi looks and the French aesthetic [...]
May 31, 2007
Categories: DESI BITCHING, DESI FILM & MEDIA . . Author: remainsofthedesi . Comments: 1 Comment
So I’m searching through youtube late at night and I think…what the hell…lets do a search for Finland and India…and what do I find?
A FINNISH WOMAN SINGING MALAYALAM GOSPEL:
She’s thinking, “this is such a pure culture…steeped in history and rich traditions…I am so happy I am able to cross the language barrier and [...]
May 30, 2007
Categories: DESI COMEDY CORNER, THE LOST & FOUND . . Author: remainsofthedesi . Comments: No Comments
“The local vets said the cow was probably suffering from a disease but others said Lal was a tiger in his previous birth,” Link
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March 7, 2007
CALCUTTA, India - When his chickens started disappearing a few weeks ago, a farmer in eastern India figured dogs or jackals were to blame - until he [...]
May 30, 2007
Categories: HOLY COWS, STRANGE DESI NEWS . . Author: remainsofthedesi . Comments: No Comments
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I really dig comics and pop artifacts that do theory the right way…cuz not everyone into theory is into “high” culture. And there’s nothing more irritating than a pompous idiot who thinks that Lacan is only for “professional” Lacanians. The reason why Lacan’s work is interesting is because it is talking about the [...]
May 30, 2007
Categories: COMICS, PSYCHO BABBLE, THE BIOSCOPE . . Author: remainsofthedesi . Comments: No Comments
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Finally! A computer program that gets my panties in a twist…now all I need is a table in a smoky bar next to a crumbling piano and a microphone…and a few weather-beaten French critics wearing black turtlenecks, berets, and unsympathetic expressions. Any volunteers?
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Anyway for those of you who would like to [...]
May 30, 2007
Categories: CULTURE VULTURE, THE LOST & FOUND . . Author: remainsofthedesi . Comments: No Comments
12 April 2007
I had to read it to believe it. The guy apparently had his divine revelation in a British shop when he happened to look at a picture of the Goddess Bahuchar Mata. In a temple in Gujarat he is being worshiped as her living reincarnation. And I have to say I’m impressed that [...]
May 30, 2007
Categories: GUJU, QUEER DESI, SEXY SADHUS, STRANGE DESI NEWS . . Author: remainsofthedesi . Comments: 3 Comments
Food, Freud, and F***ing around making pointless internet quizzes…these are some of my favorite things…
When I look at a plate of _______ I see:
1) Rajma
a) three dimensional curving ovals
b) a thick substance I’d like to eat it off of someone’s belly
c) They scream everytime I try to pick them up with a spoon…
d) swarming maggots or smurf turds
e) beans beans [...]
May 29, 2007
Categories: DESI COMEDY CORNER, PSYCHO BABBLE . . Author: remainsofthedesi . Comments: 1 Comment
He Hits Nell for a Sixer and gets jiggy with it…
Shake what your mama gave ya!
May 28, 2007
Categories: DESI COMEDY CORNER, DESI SPORTS . . Author: remainsofthedesi . Comments: No Comments
Its Gujurati against Punjabi in a battle that settles the QUESTION once and for all…Who has the biggest dunda? GUJU or PUNJU?..and these boys get really serious with their weapons….its bhangra against “dandia-ras” stick dance…PAAN SPITS….CHUPLE HITS….For all you gaming nerds out there….MORTAL COMBAAAAT! The owners of the vid clip do not allow embedding so [...]
May 28, 2007
Categories: DESI COMEDY CORNER, GUJU, PUNJAB DA PUTAR! . . Author: remainsofthedesi . Comments: No Comments
Have you ever considered therapy? For how many life-times? If you subscribe to the adage “don’t live in the past” perhaps you should reconsider whether the PAST is living through you…
Remains of the Desi Brings you another unusual Desi…Vikramjeet Sinha, who has worked in a number of capacities;
1) As an art based therapist and [...]
May 28, 2007
Categories: HYPNOTHERAPY, PSYCHO BABBLE . . Author: remainsofthedesi . Comments: 4 Comments
Well apparently the fairness cream conglomerates that dominate the Indian cosmetic market making over 1000 crores per year have decided to hone in on the metrosexual demographic…so guys…you no longer need to fear the sun…or sneak into your mommy’s toiletry cabinet at night searching for bleach and sunscreen…from now on you too can get your [...]
May 28, 2007
Categories: DESI ADVERTISEMENTS, DESI BITCHING, DESI COMEDY CORNER, THE LOST & FOUND . . Author: remainsofthedesi . Comments: No Comments
Can someone please explain to me what happened to the 258 million dollars that went into making Spider Man 3? Apparently they didn’t bother to pay the writers…perhaps Kirsten Dunst wrote the screenplay? I don’t know. The villains lacked any sort of evil convinction….there was no mad maniacal grin from Willem Dafoe’s creased and weathered [...]
May 27, 2007
Categories: DESI BITCHING, DESI FILM & MEDIA . . Author: remainsofthedesi . Comments: 3 Comments
HAHAHAHAHA….I wake up first thing Sunday morning and what do I find? My bleary-eyed husband sitting in front of the computer monitor wih his hair flying every which way looking like he’s going to fall off the chair…our most excellent friend…Sid Pinto (a.k.a. sports radio jockey)…has sent us an email…and what should I find inside? [...]
May 27, 2007
Categories: DESI FILM & MEDIA, SHORT FILMS . . Author: remainsofthedesi . Comments: No Comments